How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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