used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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