That's intense
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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