Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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