I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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