Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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