hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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