I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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