That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I met the friendliest cop last night
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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