so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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