i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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