so explain again why im purple
no
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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