Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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