I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
