As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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