so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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