Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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