Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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