he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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