people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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