i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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