remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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