My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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