well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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