Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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