so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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