ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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