living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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