This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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