dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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