we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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