with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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