Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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