I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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