did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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