the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
