i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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