question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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