They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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