Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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