Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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