I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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