i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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