If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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