508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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