Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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