She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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