I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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