im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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