And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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