Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize