come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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