oh god the rape fog is back!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
someone owes me an orgasm
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I could fuck to npr.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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