i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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