I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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