weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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