Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
