now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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