this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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