I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
