I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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